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to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).
"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
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Something used to hold up your Nuts. If it is used in reference to a person it means a gay faggot who gets all the chicks but secretly wants guys.
Think of any school athelete who gets all the chicks.
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being irritated with some-one; a guys crotch
Hey man!Get away from me, just get off my jock will ya!
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Someone REALLY good looking. Someone that has a REALLY nice feature/s. E.G. Massive tits. Someone that is bangable
Fred: (Pointing at a girl) Would you?
Jack: Hell yeah! She is JOCKED!
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Jocks do get all the attention and the girls and all that stuff. Not all jocks are stupid. I know a jock that back in 6th grade in his Reading class they read Shakesphere and he was in advanced English and his math class was Pre-Algebra which is and 8th grade course.
Yeah jocks usually do have rich parents and set trends with all the expensive clothes and are obssed with sports. Yeah, most teachers like them and they like never get in trouble but they aren't all bad. I'm kinda a jock but I don't play sports (unless karate and learning how to swim are sports but in swimming all we do is laps around the pool). People say I'm a jock but I'll tell you the truth about jocks.
A nerd says something stupid then a jock corrects them, then the nerd flips out then the jocks make fun of the nerd and won't stop and it will go on for days and weeks and months, thats why you see jocks making fun of people. If you flip out at a jock and they make fun of you sometimes there still is a chance for you to become their friend and be popular.
Teacher:Ok class I will be taking music requets today and I'll play the song on the computer.
Nerd:Funkytown! In a weird voice
Jocks:NO! Rap is better
Nerd:Gets All mad and flips out
Jocks:Make fun of nerd
Next Day:Jocks still are making fun of the nerd
Next Week:Jocks are still making fun of the nerd but maybe about a different subject
And it goes on
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To hate on a person by constantly checking their formspring.me account and posting stupid shit on it.
True dat...but why would 12 year old girls be jocking my formspring and asking questions? That's odd
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