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Juggalo

What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window.

Person: Who's that?

Person 2: That's a Juggalo

by Kayleeisdeadinside March 20, 2019


Juggalo

Juggalos are <i>almost</i> people, just like prostitutes, strippers, or niggers.

Sub-human in look, intelligence, and hygiene, the juggalo finds itself at the absolute bottom rung of society, (having descended there by being rejected by every other social group in existence) with no apparent reason to exist other than to further pollute densely populated mobile home parks and to keep Hot Topic in business.

They coalesce into small incoherent and barely defined groups which could adequately be labeled as a "gang" if they could ever actually win a fight.

A juggalo could accurately be defined as a disease. Though not necessarily contagious, coming into direct contact with juggalos is hazardous to one's health and could result in a severe case of faggotry.

Juggalos are the mortal enemies of straight edge kids worldwide.

That juggalo is better off dead.

I got herpegonosyphalaids from touching a Juggalo.

by Renostyle February 7, 2008

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Juggalo

Peer-group with which Glenn Beck can and does most closely identify.

Joe: That Glenn Beck sure is a loud-mouthed, uninformed asshole.
Sally: Yeah, and he's a Juggalo too.

by NovaScrotia February 25, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juggalo

Another term for a fucking retarded person, that shouldn't even be considered a human being. They are so fucked up from drinking to much "Faygo" (which is like a soda) that they have literally lost their minds, they worship the band ICP (Insane Clown Posse) and do whatever they say to do, many fucking retarded people (lets say juggalos) have killed people apparently because ICP says some random shit that has to do with killing, so they go out and kill people with hatchets. If you see someone wearing ICP clothing or "Hatchet-man" clothing, feel free, and don't hesitate to punch them in the jaw, breaking it, that should knock them right out.

Juggalo: Hey man have you heard the new ICP song? It makes me want to take my hatchet and just throw it into the next person that i see.
Normal Person: What? Are you fucking retarded? ICP is the worst band ever. how the fuck can you stand it?
Juggalo: Watch out, maybe next time I see you I will throw my hatchet into the back of your head!
Normal Person: Fuck you man, or whatever the hell you are!
*Punches juggalo in the face knocking out a couple teeth and making him go unconcious"

by idk676 December 6, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juggalo

First off, the term Juggalo is uni-sexual. A juggalo is someone who has been saved by the dark carnival. Many people don't recognize the intelligence behind the music. It is satire. Their intention is to influence people to free their minds (the most beautiful thing in the world to experience, recipe for wisdom = weed and music). We are anti-predjudice(sexism, racism,etc.) We know that karma is real and don't see life in black and white, but with more colors than a gay pride parade.
A Juggalo is someone who lives for themself, meaning they realize that if you care what other people think about you and try hard to be accepted, then you will always be a slave to your own mind. A Juggalo is someone who enjoys life to the fullest they possibly can and stops "to smell the roses"(meaning living your life in the moment). It's not about having all the gear, posters, albums and trivia knowledge. You don't have to know what faygo or a neden is or even have ever heard of psychopatic records in order to be a Juggalo. A Juggalo is an enlightened/reawakened person with a discovered wisdom beyond their years.
Yes, there are hound dogs who haven't discoved what the dark carnival is really about and perhaps sadly, never will and just really want to belong somewhere and have a loving family they never had. That is what you find with the fam-MMFL. Sure, there are many posers/'trashy people' around at shows and mini-gatherings, but a real juggalo would show them love anyway in order to show them who we are and what we represent and welcome them to a life free of worries and shame and regret, where you are free to not give a fuck with wonderful people who think like you and have felt like you in the past.
If you're a real juggalo, then love and understanding flows naturally. Yes, there are hound dogs/posers that haters stereotype us as, but we were all that at first (and you know it homie so shut up). The important think is that we KNOW who we are now and pity haters who don't know. We look past the superficial and easily see through bullshit.
Our philosophy is the golden rule with a twist; treat others the way you want to be treated, but don't take any shit. We see all human beings as equal. We give respect where it is deserved, but don't put ANYONE on a pedistal. We appreciate the psychopathic family's efforts, especially ICP(ya, I said it), to fish us out of the "hole" we were in and true juggalos are extremely greatful for their replenished, loving soul.
True Juggalos know they don't NEED the music anymore. We are now able to care for others and try to help all that we can. A true Juggalo doesn't limit their musical taste and may appreciate/listen to all types of music.
Most importantly, a realass Juggalo is not a sheep. They are leaders and independent and free-thinking role models. We Juggalo family recognize real fam when we meet them. We don't try to be somebody else. We are realass people, real as they come. We speak our mind and keep it real and hate acting fake with a "good, how are you?"
Very importantly, we see our glass as half full instead of half empty. We appreciate what and who we have in our lives instead of focusing on the negative like we used to. So yes, real Juggalos are optimistic people who used to be pessimistic during a dark time in our lives when we had given up and forgotten love.
Thanks to the message of the dark carnival, we now know that GOD is love, been forgiven, and will never be duped by the lyingass demons again. Stay strong my Ninjas.

And Juffalos, stop talkin shit like I put babies in blenders or I'm gonna assfuck Eminem. What the fuck is that?

I will always be a Juggalo; from here, to the wagon, to Shangri-La, bitch What!?!

by Weed and Music April 28, 2006

1479๐Ÿ‘ 1485๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juggalo

A "Juggalo" or "Juggallete" are incredibly trashy people that easily get impregnated by rediculously retarded people and produce children that should not be apart of our school systems because they are bound to fail. They were formed from a rap group call the "Insane Clown Pussies" during a performance a man from the group addressed the fans as "Juggalo's" this started an apocolypse of uneducated retards that have nothing in life but to drink shit called faygo, fuck fat women, dred their hair, where clown shit, smell like a big giant smelly asshole, and smoke an immense amount of crack and snort cocaine, smoke meth, and inject heroin. It is a group of people that call themselves a "family" which I have heard many cases of incest in the "family" the music they listen to is absolutely horrible and should burn in the fiery depths of hell.

juggalo juggallete dumb asses retards incest wannabe's trash rednecks faggots smelly always pregnant pussies live in trailers dred locks carnival fucks when you catch of wiff of yours sweaty balls after a intense workout, you think of a juggalettes's snatch stink meth

by scullarycharge November 22, 2010

50๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Juggalo

Some annoying wannabe white trash that can't even get a girl better known to them as an object. They tend to bitch about everything but when bitched at they lose their temper and throw death threats even though they claim to be about peace. If you are ever confronted by one or more just act like they don't exist because they say they want to be outcast so you will be doing them a favor but they call themselves outcast to try and embrace the fact that they can't actually be involved with normal society when actually its easier then being a outcast. To fit in is to wake up in the morning and be yourself not some faggot who trys to act like some jesus when they are just trash. Also they can't win fights even when its 11:1 because 90% of them are so fat and out of shape that they tire after the first step into a punch and need to sit down and jizz on their face some more to cover up where the makeup is wearing off from the sweat.

Juggalo Hoooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmooooooooooo

by Go Die in a Fire November 23, 2010

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