A bad friend who refuses to go to the zoo because he is too lazy to drive and wantA to use someone else to drive Uber for him. A Julian is also tall; like a giraffe which is why he should go to the zoo. A Julian also has blue eyes like a white tiger; another reason to go to the zoo. A Julian is also prone to muting people on iMessage when he goes to bed early like an old man. He is also a clown.
Person 1: โDo you know someone named Julian?โ
Person 2: โYeah but the a-hole has me muted on iMessage because I keep asking him to go to the zoo with me. What a clown.โ
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Is stupid and obsessed with fortnite.
That dude is spool bad at fortnite! He must be Julian.
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a big faggot who fucks his fishes
look at julian fuck his fishes
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He has a weird MOMMA and his dad is a drug dealer nobody loves him and he has roaches and he never showers
Julian is retarded
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The bad guy in a movie in which the hero is a dog. Very decorated businessman but very lonely.
Billy: Give me my shoes back!
Julian: I will collect shoes until I have all the shoes in the world! Superdog will never be able to stop me!
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