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Justice League

Basically a better version of the Superfriends. Composed of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lanturn, and The Martian Manhunter, they defend the earth from all kinds of evil people like Lex Luthor.Ever since the end of the Superfriends, they dropped The Wonder Twins, their monkey, and Aquaman(though he did make an appearance at one point and the whole episode revolved around a new cooler him with a hook hand).Unfortunatly, Hawkgirl's leave spawned Justice League Unlimited, which blows monkey balls because GL is bald, they have way too many heroes,Lex is a good guy, and Martian Manhunter does nothing.

Justice League is much cooler without the Wonder Twins.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 13, 2004

85๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


jersey justice

A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.

SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.

by Geoff Lilley January 10, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Global Justice

When someone is being a butt and you punch them in the face because they are being stupid and wrong.

Kim Jong-il got his share of global justice!

by Echo-Echo January 24, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Justice

An African-American Major League Baseball player of note. An All-Star in both American and National Leagues, Justice established a new standard of playoff success in a remarkable 14-year career. He won World Series championships with the 1995 Atlanta Braves and 2000 New York Yankees before retiring in 2002.

He has also worked as a commentator for ESPN and the YES Network (New York). He currently resides in Poway, California and is known locally for his frequent, generous participation in Charity-Celebrity golf tournaments.

Perhaps best know, however, for his much publicized three-year marriage to Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry, and their equally publicized 1996 divorce.

Here's a drive, deep to right, Ramirez turns, to the track, SHE'S GONE!
-Bob Costas, on David Justice's game-winning homerun in Game 6 of the 1995 World Series

A tall and lean left-handed power hitter, Garrett Anderson's productive swing has often been compared to former Braves star David Justice.

by DJustice23 May 28, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


milk of justice

when a girl gives you half a handy or half a bj and doesnt finish. You wait for her to fall asleep, start stroking one off, just before you're about to blow wake her up in time to see the milk of justice all over her face.

I took this girl home last night, she said she couldnt finsih because her boyfriend was getting out of jail, i had to wait to giver her the milk of justice

by the mikes November 18, 2012

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Justice Seeker

Extremely derogative insult found on internet forums. Someone who is Uncharismatic, Stupid and Abrasive and then trys to get something done by the Mods/admins about the 'n00b bashing' on the forum in question when the entire community start attacking him. Basically A troll with feelings.

You're just another fucking Justice Seeker, no-one cares what you have to say.

by Quadros February 5, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


street justice

n.
An act or state where a Person A does something minorly offensive to Person B, and Person B retaliates by doing something much worse in degree to Person B so that Person A will never choose to mess around again with Person B.

In other words: when someone wrongs you and you do something way worse back to make sure they don't fuck with you again.

1. That fool scratched Jim's car so Jim had sex with the fool's mom; now that's street justice.

2. That guy made fun of my brother, so I broke both his shins. Street justice, man.

by d. godoy April 10, 2007

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