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The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.
Planting 'Karma Seeds'.
"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"
"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"
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When one's stomach punishes one in a just manner for eating something that one knew better than to eat.
I'm feeling some major Stomach Karma from eating too much sushi last night.
The week of August 12th, 2018 when karma did its due diligence and exposed all of Jeffree's ex-friends.
Started by Gabriel Zamora posting a picture of Laura Lee, Nikita Dragun, Manny MUA and himself captioning "bitch is bitter because without him we're doing better". Followed by tweets shading Jeffree out of nowhere (just to hop on the publicity bandwagon since Jeffree was currently blowing up). Ironically, this resulted in fans digging up Gabriel's, Laura's and Nikita's past racist tweets for which they all gave booty guru apologies and lost TONS of followers and subscribers on all social media channels.
Meanwhile, noone but the sacrificial lamb (Gabriel Zamora) apologized to Jeffree personally for shading him, using him for money and publicity, and then throwing him away like a used towel.
Only time will show if this turns into the year of Karma because as uncle Jeffree said, 2018 still has 4 months left 😁 (a tweet sent out during The Week of Karma)
Jeffree: "I'm really gonna need somebody in the government to write down this week as THE WEEK OF KARMA"
The act of making fun of gays or gay marriage in anyway, then intern giving birth to a gay child.
Did you hear Tom and Kim's son is gay?
Yeah! Didn't Tom make fun of gay marriage when the law was passed in NY?
Oh yeah! He did.
Sounds like a bad case of Gay Karma.
An 18 and under club in Myrtle Beach where you can rent a VIP lounge and party like a rockstar, but still look like a douchenugget.
Are you drunk?
No, man, I just got outta CLUB KARMA! I'm buzzed on energy drinks! *thumbs up*
The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.
George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
Positive balance of karma, based on you doing something helpful or positive for someone else without the person having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.
1)A: Hey dude, here's the notes I took from the lecture you missed yesterday.
B: That's great! How can I return the favour?
A: Well you can blow me, otherwise just chalk it up on my karma credit.
2)A: Man I must have quite a karma credit now for taking one for the team being the fall guy.
B:Word.