Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

phantom keyboard

whenever you sit at the computer and you know the keyboard is gone, yet you still reach for it.

my mom hid the keyboard from me and all day i had phantom keyboard

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keyboard terrorist

is an increased form of keyboard warrior that is applied to videos on youtube

1. a permanent troll that tries to bother the author or semi(vice) author of the video, usually tries to insult him and is considered as a rebel(against government), this kind of trolls attack the author several hours but at the end they respect the occupant and back off

2. these trolls are often considered as spamming lice

3. this information refers to the case of jack jackson's fight against trolls on a videos that he occupies

i win, u lose, trolls

keyboard terrorist 's are jack jackson's lice of his pubic hair

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Portuguese Keyboard

The act of shoving one's keyboard into his or her rectum through a 7 year process of pain and misery. Once done it is required to walk around for ten minutes after incersion. Then you are able to remove each key one by one until your rectum has been cleared.

Vince just finished his Portuguese Keyboard last week. It was crazy!

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keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

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Casio keyboard

A musical instrument commonly used by children and hobos to reproduce the sounds of artists from the 1980's and Wesley Willis.

Holy shit, look at that mofucker go! His Casio keyboard is on FIRE!

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