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An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.
At least it's not el enredo
"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!
"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"
"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."
"GETHIM"
This is a place in Switzerland, Lyss aka Lyraq. In this place the members of L$B are getting drunk and high. This place is a car park but if you are drunk you can see the place as Majorca. Don't visit there in the midnight if you're not from Lyss.
If they have Majorca in Spain, then we have Las Veg in Lyss
1) Used in situations where you know you are screwed. Can be followed with the word 'lia'.
2) Used before a fight begins
3) Used to show your disapproval or to show that you are annoyed with someone or something
In the end I would like to say that this word is a very dynamic word and can be used in various situations. Peace.
1) Teacher: I will be conducting a Biology test tomorrow... come prepared.
Students: La Bow!!!
2) Boy: Bow Lia... you want some or what??
3) 1st Friend: Hey, I'm dating your sis.
2nd Friend: Booowwww liaaa.
The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.
Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me
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La HeeA catchy song that is the Baby Shark of the Final Fantasy series. Played when entering the Rak'tika Greatwood (actual song name is Civilizations) in the Shadow Bringers expansion of Final Fantasy XIV. Possibly a song about having Ebola.
Ex. 1
Me: I need to study
Subconscious: LA HEE!
Ex. 2
Me:
Nobody, not a soul:
Subconscious: LA HEE!
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Spanish word for flipflop/sandal/slipper. It's what Hispanic/Latino parents (usually mothers) use to beat their child's ass when they've had it with their misbehaviour.
And don't even try to run, they can throw that thing round a corner like boomerang and if you manage to run out the house then don't expect to be allowed back inside without getting twice the original punishment.
Hispanic/Latina mother: *child's name*, GET OVER HERE NOW.
Kid: Shit, I can already feel la chancla getting spanked round my ass.
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I can mean several things, good or bad.
It can show several emotions such as, happiness, anger, scaredness, just to name a few. Saying "A La Verga" by itself, not in a sentence, is kinda weird, it just translates to "to the dick"
Vete a la verga - Fuck outta here
Callate a la verga - Shut the fuck up
*car explodes*A LA VERGA - Holy fuck
Me gane un carro a la verga- I won a fucking car
Me vale verga - I dont give a fuck
Que te valga verga - Dont fucking worry about it
Me pelan(s) la verga - You guys aint shit compared to me
Te pasas de verga - You fuck around too much
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