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an erection, an erect male penis, boner
"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"
When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.
Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
When you are on the final lap of baby park in mario kart. (Or you just want to run 7 laps irl)
Guy 1: Ok Guys 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. Yall will have a race at baby park . There are 7 laps cuz the track is so smol.
*6 laps later*
Final Lap!!! (Lap 7)
Guy 5: I will never be bea- o no a blue shell.
Guy 6: Think again Guy 5!
Guy 3: *Zooms past Guy 5 and 6.* I WINNNN!!!
Guy 2, 4, 5, and 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
A "lap sax" or "lap saxophone" is a comical reference to a mans penis while receiving oral sex.
She was an expert at playing the lap sax.
A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.
Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.
When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew
The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.
Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!