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A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.
You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"
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A drink ordered by white girls wearing micro-fibre golf shots
As Torres grabbed his friends Pumpkin Spice Latte from the Starbucks bar, he called to his friend from across the crowded room: "HEY CALDE!!! You want extra whip on your pumpkin spice!?!?!?"
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When young parents in the exurbs get together to drink something gimmicky like kombucha & tequila or hard root beer.
Want to get together and drink the hard latte after the kids go to bed?
(1) An instance in which a person intentionally gags him/herself on their sexual partner's erect penis while performing fellatio - generally as part of a deepthroat, facefuck or, in some cases, the Brazilian Mongoose - in order to vomit on his groin and the surrounding area. (2) In abstract usage, an act that one must perform to fulfill a loathed obligation.
Get on your knees and give me a New Mexican Latte!
Jesus, my bitch gave me a New Mexican Latte last night!
Man, you got fucked, looks like you're going to be giving a shitload of New Mexican Lattes this week.
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The best iced coffee drink on a hot day.
Includes Vanilla Syrup, Ice, Milk, and Espresso.
I drink black coffee at home and at work, but when I go to a cafe, I usually go with an Iced vanilla latte.
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A sexual act in which a man gives his female partner a milk enema, and then proceeds to have anal sex with her until ejaculation. That, on its own, is a Latte Chino. To make a double, the woman must let the mixture of milk, semen, and feces secret out of her anus, to then urinate onto the puddle, thus completing the beverage.
Dude, I just had a double latte chino with this Asian girl last night. The way she cleaned up was Godly.
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When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.
He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!
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