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Queen Jennifer Lawrence is the best actress in the world. She is also the best human to ever exist. She won her Oscar for Tiffany Maxwell in Silver Linings Playbook and she also starred as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games, Aurora in Passengers as well as countless other movies. She married Cooke Maroney on October 19, 2019. She has a dog named Pippi Lawrence- Stocking. She was born on August 15, 1990 in Indian Hills, Kentucky. She lives in Beverly Hills , CA. As of 2020 Queen Jen is in her apartment in NYC. If you don't love Queen JLaw, what is wrong with you?
I simp for Queen Jennifer Lawrence
When you think of the best person ever, you think of Queen Jennifer Lawrence
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When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!
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Boring ass town on long island were everyone is different. Here you manage to have the richest and poorest kids come together to learn. People from ab and north woodmere come 2 meet the poor from inwood... our football team is beast and we rival Jewlett... Major druggie population If u go here u no least one druggie and 4 dealers. Our skewl is being overrun by orthobastards who send there kids 2 private school. were mad poor cuz they run our budgets. two schools have been closed and a third is about to... our skewl is fucked up the smart kids are druggies (so are the jocks)infact almost everyone smokes or tried it... the high school was built on a swamp and a landfill..infact the high school isnt even in lawrence but in cedarhurst... damn my school is gay
i go to Lawrence High School does that make me a pot head
yes
damn i only smoke ciggs
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The bass player of the Dead Weather, Greenhornes, Raconteurs, and also plays banjo in Blanche. He currently has a beard and a photographer for a wife. He also has the vocals of a dying angel and is the only one welcome to magical bassland. He is way above our league that we are not worthy to even lie our lips upon his holy bare ass cheeks. He is thy savior and everyone shall bow down to his geeky little ass.
Watch Little Jack Lawrence shred the mutha fuckin' bass!
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A university because of its 150 grad students in the education department. A small private university located in the middle of nowhere, NY; stone's throw from Canada in the town of Canton consisting of 4 restaurants, 2 clothing stores, 1 movie theatre, McDonalds and of course the Tic Toc. Now down to 1 fraternity-- the norm: drinking almost every night of the week. If you don't drink, campus is pretty boring, but you can sometimes find things to do. We work our asses off and are rewarded with a 10-day Thanksgiving break, and 5 weeks off for Christmas. Cheers to Scarlet and the Brown!
Saint Lawrence University
OH SLU
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A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.
''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''
''Nah, it's a shit hole
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A young and up and coming actress who is mostly known by her role as
Katniss Everdeen in the Hunger Games series. We believe that Jennifer is amazing because of how down-to-earth and funny she is but she just believes she is plain stupid. Jennifer does not have a filter and does not care what comes out of her mouth on National TV. She has tripped on many occasions while getting an award and yet we still love her. Jennifer is not only from the hunger games but she has been in Like Crazy (Sam), X-men Days of Future past (mystique), American Hustle (Rosaline), Silver Linings Playbook (tiffany) and Many more. She is an absolute Goddess and ever shall be, though she is a narcissist and still Fangirls over other stars...
Reporter: Look whose behind you
Famous guy I don't know: Hi :)
Jennifer Lawrence: Hiiiiiii :D *Fangirl squeal*
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