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After a baby is born, the father takes time off from work to help care for and bond with his newborn.
Alex requested 4 weeks off work for Maleternity Leave.
When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.
Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.
Are you going to finish that Martini or are you leaving a Larry?
The slang for the once high class bucks county suburb of Philadelphia pa. But due to the rich way of growing up the offenders all snitch on their homies instead of taking their misdemeanor possession charges .
instead of taking there misdemeanor possession charge they will give up their bestfriends for major drug distribution.
Yo you should have known barbs ex would snitch on you .that fake DJ is from Leave-it-town
Paid time off from work to attack the honeydo list.
Antonym: shore leave
I'm glad you got to go to Mexico for vacation. I was on chore leave, hoping maybe THAT would get me some poontang.
it means no bullshit
like when your baby mama is bussin and you gotta say leave the cap
"are you pregnant"
"of-course not leave the cap"
A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.
Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?
RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...
Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!
RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
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