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License

Something you bum ass niggas need in this life instead of asking for rides. You should be ashamed of yourself. It’s always the bum niggas over 21 smh. Waste of sperm

Wow I can legally drive because I have a license!!!

by DonVergas650 March 16, 2024


License

If u spell it with two C’s get fucked cause it’s spelt with an S

Laura Geoghegan has little women syndrome because she doesn’t have her drivers license

by D lad who spells license right January 28, 2021


dryver's license

A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.

If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.

by QuacksO May 18, 2020


Sex License

A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.

"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"

by jkslfknsdlg March 8, 2024


Trail-license

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.

Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail-licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!

by HenkdeTank July 20, 2023