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n: The act of being double teamed by a man and a dog.
Sandwiched (SUBWAY) between a man and a dog's red rocket (LIPSTICK), the woman is receiving a Lipstick Subway.
Harrison: My girlfriend really loves her dog.
John: That's normal, her dog is cool.
Harrison: She asked me for a Lipstick Subway.
John: Oh.
Harrison: I obliged.
John: OH. You know it's getting late, we should probably never talk again.
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A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.
The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.
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A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.
You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.
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A man's penis, part of his junk.
That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.
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After ejaculation, a man spreads his sperm on the lips of a woman's vagina, in the same pattern as lipstick.
Woman: I'm out of lipstick!
Man: We've got an hour, I'll lend you some of my Syrian Lipstick
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A lipstick-Dick is a she male, or a cuckold or wimpy husband whose dick is either to small, or just for show, (to use to pee with).
Hey, did you see Bills little lipstick-dick? he he, No wonder his wife cuckolds him.
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A form of oral sex red lipstick is when one participant gives oral sex to a female during her menstrual cycle allowing the blood to gather on their lips and upon finishing kisses that female.
"Dude, I gave Becky red lipstick the other day."
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