The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.
Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!
1. Like a cat chillin', content, just lookin
Person A: I wanna be like that cat loafed up
It means to take a shit.
guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.
Bland white bread culture. A westenized culture that is not and never will be cool. Should not be confused with being suburban, loaf culture encapsulates basicness and the need to follow some kind of 50's American dream of being traditionally successful. May also be seen in other non-white communities as it is another way of being "inside the box" by copying western culture.
person b: i'm so sick of people being so westernized and wanting to be bland as fuck.
person a: i fucking hate loaf culture.
Malt loaf has a sweet taste and a chewy texture like very heavy, soft bread. It is made from malt and often contains fruit such as raisins. Many eat it with a spread of butter, chocolate or cheese.
SoreenAunt Ellen's is another brand of malt loafs. Both are produced in Manchester
A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!
Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".
Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"
A very cute dog that looks like a loaf.
Look at the snazzy loaf waddling down the street!