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Sugar Loan Skank

Someone who borrows money under the impression that it is earmarked to alleviate financial hardship, however, uses the money for trivial personal gratification.

Damn, I loaned Sal $25,000 to pay for her Mom's medical bills, but she flew to Europe for a month instead! What a sugar loan skank!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009


Cash loan

Cash loan: The money that you don’t have.

I just got paid and cash my check but this money goes to the connect. “Cash loan”

by Maliit tt lalake yan April 10, 2022


M Loan

absolute stud

that guys a real M Loan

by prenz123 February 11, 2022


loanning

in case when someone is in come of owning something and obsessively don't want to give it back

-I'mma loanning this girl forever
-Just keep it
-I'm addicted to her blue eyes

by ketch-up February 17, 2009


brampton loan

A mortgage application where the broker falsifies employment and income information so their client can qualify for a mortgage. Often done by shady brokers in the Toronto suburb of Brampton.

“How did John afford a new house in this economy?”

“I heard he got a Brampton loan

by violentdelights May 21, 2023


defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.

Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P

by QuacksO March 2, 2021


leg loan

Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)

"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."

"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."

by Mother of Tacos June 27, 2017