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1)a locker full of asses
2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.
"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff
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"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany
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When 2 or more kids make plans to meet up at one's locker after class or after school. Other examples are cafeteria dates, bus dates, and homeroom dates.
Jake: Hey jess, go to my locker after class today?
Jess: Okay, it's a locker date!
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The act of someone throwing their entire body at a set of lockers.
“Have you seen everyone that meme where people throw themselves at lockers?” “Yeah it’s called a locker slam”
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The act of accelerating while holding the brakes on just enough to allow the back wheel/s to spin and the car to creep forward, resulting in a burnout line as far as the car has been locked in by the brakes.
I blew me diff doin a line locker
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A bangin' booty, plump, "out there"... the kind you just 'need' to spank, touch, bite!
Man, did you see that... J-Lo ain't got nothin' on that choco locker!
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1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
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