Lone Ranger

Alias JOHN REID. A former Texas Ranger falsely convicted of a crime he didn't commit, now roams the Wild West righting wrongs (for FREE) and leaving a Silver Bullet as a souvenir for those whom he has helped. He is aided by his trusty friend Tonto (a native American). The Lone Ranger's horse is a pure white stallion named "Silver". And Tonto has a patchy looking horse named "Scout".

John Reid in a GrandUncle of Brit Reid, The Green Hornet.

"Okay, uh, I'm new at this, but, uh, I'm The Lone Ranger, I enjoy listening to Bob Seger, and, for some reason, werewolves never bother me. I'm kind of shy and cautious. I admit I am wearing a mask right now, but, if things start looking like they might get serious, I guess I could take it off."

"I hope you don't mind Tonto, or the horses, they are ALWAYS with me. I hope that won't be a problem. Do you like 3in1? Tonto and Silver and I use that a lot. Just ask Scout! Just kidding, I mean, it's not like he's Mr. Ed or something! "Mr. ED", is that term politically incorrect now? Sorry if it is. Well, I hope you write back soon. And PLEASE feed the pigeon, okay?

TLR

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lonely child

A person who has a sibling, but they are so distant from that sibling that they may as well just be an only child.

Person A: My family consists of my mom, dad, and sister.
Person B: Woah, you never told me you had a sister!
Person A: Yeah, I do, but I never talk to her or see her, so I'm a lonely child.

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The Lone Ranger

While having sex and nearing an orgasm, you make your partner leave the room, finish yourself off and scream "Hi Ho Silver! Away!"

I made a plate of Pizza Rolls after I pulled the Lone Ranger on my girl last night.

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Lonely Pervert

To wander around, especially by ones self, peering at others, generally from the same sex, who are much younger then the pervert himeself.

Scott: "Look at all those HOT kids!"
Emory: "LONELY PERVERT!

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Lone Wolf

A lone wolf is a person that keeps his emotions to himself.

Rui: who is this person that you love?
Gabri: i can't tell you i am a Lone Wolf

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Lone Warrior

A stale cheetoh

How did this lone warrior get in this prison cell?

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Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.

Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.

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