LUCKY SPERM

An epithet hurled by class warriors at people born to wealth and privilege.Of course they wish they had chosen their parents more wisely.

ACTRESS/WAITRESS 1:"I have Paris Hilton's table.LUCKY SPERM bitch!The whole fuckin'table of 'em.She better fuckin' tip BIG."

ACTRESS/WAITRESS 2:"My...what beautiful green eyes you have."

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lucky boy

A term in prison referring to a pedophile

I ass raped the new lucky boy last night.

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danil lucky

Danil lucky: To get rediculously lucky that it barely makes sence.

Guy1 has 1 out of 1337 chance of getting a 7, and needs 7 to win
Guy1: *rolls 7*
Guy2: WTF! YOU GOT DANIL LUCKY!
Guy1: OMGWTFBBQ

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Bone Lucky

A non-susceptibility to post relationship depression because of an fortuitous abundance of alternate sexual partners.

Unlike Timmy, Sammy felt no need to blow his brains out after his breakup; Sammy was, after all, bone lucky and was nailing three women by the end of the week.

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Big Lucky

A large, possibly smelly guy who has an undeserved hot girlfriend.

-"Hey man, I'm having a Halo party later. Should I invite Big Lucky?"
-"Nah, he's probably off with his undeserved hot girlfriend."

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a lucky anderson

a lucky anderson is where a girl beats off a guy and shoves her thumb in his ass, then when he is coming she yanks out her thumb in the same way you use your thumb to make a popping sound with your thumb in your cheek.

"Man she gave me a lucky anderson and I came like a wildcat!''

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Lucky buttwipe

A lucky buttwipe happens when you wipe your butt and your finger slips through the toilet paper

The last time Juan got any action was when he had a lucky buttwipe

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