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The epitome of a good looking man, according to T.
He's such a black lumberjack! I could swoon.
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A wound sustained from cutting wood. Basically getting a scar from an axe or chainsaw.
"My axe slipped and now my leg has a sweet Lumberjack Tattoo"
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when a girl is really manly and borderline scary. she can be a good friend but only when the rest of the single hetero girls are NOT like her. she's basically like a lumberjack lesbian but not a lesbian.
guy #1- "dude there's no single girls here all of them are lesbians."
guy#2- "no, they're lumberjack ladies and what do you expect when you come to a monster truck rally to look for chicks?"
guy #1- "yeah you're right..i guess i just have a lumberjack lady fetish?"
guy #2- "well i guess that's cool if you want a girl with bigger muscles than you and likes building fences."
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The act of having sex high up in the branches of a tree.
I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.
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In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.
My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE
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when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off
He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!
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hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster
Only lumberjack hipsters wear beanies and plaid in the summer!
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