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one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
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A magnet for cum.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
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its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your penis to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away
coc`ock/mag-net this morning my cock magnet accidently poked my G/Fs eye out oops
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When you have an injury on your body and everything seems to be drawn to it like a magnet to make it hurt more.
"This cut on my foot is an effin injury magnet!"
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Someone who is constantly involved in & surrounded by drama. Everywhere they go, drama is sure to follow.
Every time Haley goes to a party she gets into a fight, that girl is such a drama magnet!
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noun; A person who has sex with many people that may seem like a whore, but really all of the whores gravitate to that person because of something they may have. (charm, looks, possessions, etc...)
Matt: "If I can recall correctly, Patrick is such a man whore."
Marshall: "No! You've got it all wrong. He can't control the fact that all the girls that he comes in contact with try to take advantage of him some way or another. He's a Whore Magnet!"
Matt: "Oh man... I wish I was a Whore Magnet!"
Marshall: "Me too... but we can't all be as lucky as him"
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A boy that constantly attracts many girls, such as Jacob.
ex, "Jacob's such a girl magnet!"
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