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A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
Malcolm Enabulele you penis!
An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!
You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!
That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X.
That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X. A Malcolm X in the middle.
A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3
A hamster flying at terminal velocity
Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.