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''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
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When 2 600 pounders or above attempt 69
Hey did you here of that thing called the Scandinavian marshmallow?
No but wanna try?
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A woman possessing small breasts.
My friend Nichole's nickname is marshmallow breasts, 'cause she wears an A cup!
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A Marshmallow which can live and breath and kill anyone who passes
"Ah, its a killer Marshmallow Its going to eat us" "No Shit"
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like a female chav but pink and white from head to toe listens to 'pop' likes to look like a whore, generally mates with male chavs (is never gay or bi) errr looks like a marshmallow (with legs and arms) shop in places like next, kylie (shops with larghe amounts of baby pink in the window)
as above
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The act of cuming in a spoon, heating it with a lighter, and eating it while it is super heated.
I made my girlfriend burnt marshmallow me last night.
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When you know a girl is allergic to something and you put it in her vagina anyway.
I knew she was allergic to Big Red, but I stuck a piece of it in her and I was roasting a marshmallow.
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