Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.

Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*

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Maybe Shit and Cum

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

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Ghana Maybe Time (GMT)

When you schedule a meeting or event in Ghana it is always based on the Ghana Maybe Time (GMT) zone. That is to say, they will maybe show up on time, but most likely not.

Where the heck is my driver. I told him to be here by 9am to get to the airport on time. He must be working on Ghana Maybe Time (GMT).

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Maybe some other time

The current most popular way to brush someone off; in other words to mean "no fucking way".

Originates from the "I have to wash my hair..." excuse, and similar to the "maybe later" brush-off.

Dave: Hey Susan, so do wanna get a drink next Saturday?
Susan: Umm... maybe some other time...
Dave: Oh, okay...

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2 minutes, maybe 4

1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex

2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex

3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter

Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.

He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking

sorta almost kinda maybe

Replaces the word maybe

Kid#1: Hey, you wanna rent a movie?
Kid#2: Sorta almost kinda maybe.

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For because why maybe no for why though?

Something you say to confuse a questioning party when they want you to do something you really don't want to do.

Want to go harass old people at the grocery store? For because why maybe no for why though?

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