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White people acting performatively as social justice allies by criticizing other white people for being performative, failing to accomplish anything meaningful
“ You know your actually not helping black people by wearing dreadlocks right? Your appropriating a deeply held cultural tradition!” says a white ally taking part in the Mayonnaise Cycle
Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.
The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.
Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume
Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?
Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs
A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.
Racist slur targeted towards white people.
It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.
Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!
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P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"
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Female ejaculation resulting from truly great sex.
My girlfriend's orgasm gave her the hairy mayonnaise after the hot beef injection.