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Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021


micro-sized

A category of residential designs that have 400 sq. ft.or less of area. Loft space is not included in the area but must comply with Appendix Q of the International Residential Code.

Unlike a tiny home on wheels, the micro-sized home is built on a foundation.

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019


micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.

Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.

by Lindsaygotallthemoves April 3, 2016


Micro-Ghetto

Micro-Ghetto aka Pocket-Ghetto: When in a relatively nice neighborhood, there is a block, apartment complex where junkies, losers and dummies dwell. There are no gunfights in a micro-Ghetto, guns cost money. Instead the inhabitants of a Micro-Ghetto use cats to spray one another, every now and then a dog deuce will be tossed. Also. most of the drug dealers that live in a micro-ghetto live with there Mamma.

Hey, nice park, oh pretty trees, look their an elderly couple sharing a Froyo. Oh Crapola! We took a right into the micro-ghetto. Quick, turn around before we drive by the dozen chain smokers sitting on curb.

by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018


Micro CV

A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.

"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".

by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021


micro-crabing

The act of seining the surf with a small weive net and coming up with crabs about one quarter of an inch across the length of the shell.

We were in the surf netting sea creatures and all we were catching was these tiny fairly recently hatched crabs - micro-crabs. We were micro-crabing.

by WuShen August 5, 2012


Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.

Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.

by Bootiegas December 30, 2022