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A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.
Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"
Mommy milkers month(MMM) is the month July. It’s a whole month where we appreciate tiddies, small or large.
Person 1: “it’s Mommy milkers month!”
Person 2: “really? We must appreciate boobies!”
another word for a dad who has compulsive sex
My mom just called my dad a mother milker and he got a boner!
A person who, having one Great-Great-Grandparent of a particular race, identifies uniquely with that distant relative's race for the purposes of obtaining financial advantage and benefit.
Marcus is a Race Milker who identifies as being indigenous based on one Great-Great-Grandparent having been indigenous. Marcus is doing this to receive financial benefits available exclusively to people of his distant descendants race!
A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)