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A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.
Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."
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God awful show on MTV in which brainless gits try to insult eachother. Wilmer Valderrama hosts.
"Have you seen Yo Momma?"
"Yeah, I think I lost 50 IQ points."
"Wilmer Valderrama just lost all of his cool points because he's on this stupid show."
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a retort that is used alot at my school. it should have died out awhile ago but no.it stood firm. it is usually a shitty retort because the person cant think of a fucking thing.
yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the table it said to be continued!
yo mommas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book!
yo mommas so fat when she fell off the bed she fell ouff both sides!!! looks somewhat like this. _I^I_ ( the ^ being the bed. i really suck at shit like that.)
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Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.
Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction!!! "Ha,ha,ha!
Nerd: "Yo Mamma!!!
*Smack*
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your mom, insult overused in the common highschool, middleschool, and any such place where kids are found
Kid 1 - What'd we do yesterday?
Kid 2 - Yo momma, it was very good, I strongly recommend it
Kid 3 - *falls over laughing*
(Yes, this is a real example i heard in one of my classes last week)
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A random thing to shout when bored.
Dude: I'm bored.
Other Dude: So?
Dude: Yo momma!
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Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.
Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.
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