someone who is fat as well as being retarded
fuck off you smelly mong-whale
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A person generally an adolescent from Crowland. A small town on the A1073 between Peterborough and Spalding. You know when you have arrived when you pass the roadshgn which reads "Welcome to Crowland, South Holland" and underneath it says "arsehole of the fens"
A place with high incest and mental illness rates. Mongs usually congregate on a bench outside the Trinity Bridge drinking alcopops and smoking Lambert and Butlers. Very unlikely to move on in life or leave the town. Usualle educated at 'Guthies' the local school which also has a high number of pregnant pupils and a high staff turnover. Those that learn to drive may experience other towns in East Anglia and increase their prospects.
The Bridge is of great historical and architectural interest less so the Crowland Mongs who hang around it.
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speaks for itself, a mong of the highest order.
That's not the way to fix that bike, you complete mong.
A Person who show how dumb or stupid they are by doing/saying dumb things or a general bellend
This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach
The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge
UK Slang โฆ to go for a ten-minute rest in the toilet, or bog. Usually to alleviate the ill effects of a hangover whilst at work.
"You seem a lot more lively."
"Aye, I've just been for a bog mong."
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generally defined as a wikberg
he likes to press my mong button
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Sad and listens to jocelyn flores and claims they loved X she a fake and a lame ass hoe
damn she a monge fake ass hoe she a fan!!!
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