mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

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mongolian horsemen

a term used when one decides to sneak off to the bathroom with a hot boy or girl.

The code word is "mongolian horsemen".

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mongolian talking sickness

A disease, exclusively afflicting those of the slanty-eyed persuasion, that prevents them from using the plural form of any word.

Speaking as if there is only one of everything in the world.

The chow mein contain mushroom, onion, bean sprout, bamboo shoot, carrot, and noodle.

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mongolian mountain frog

1. An insult defining someone's ugliness
2. Someone that thinks they are the hottest thing walking, but really just look like a frog

Kaitlyn said the sex wasnt that good, so I said sex with her was like having sex witha mongolian mountain frog. The lights needed to be off and no one within a 2 mile radius

Mongolian Fish Trap

The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.

Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.

Mongolian Deep throat

Similar to the Mongolian Throat Fuck, the Mongolian Deep Throat consists of oral sex with simultaneous Mongolian throat singing. While deep throating Hoby Buchanan style, the female will proceed to bust her own unique beat.

Timothy won’t be ready for my Mongolian deep throat!

mongolian ass eater

A meme that was based off of a tweet that @kaegann made about having a very large spider on his neck, that became widely known on tumblr.

The term is used to describe an unusually large, and creepy-looking bug that may or may not be able to kill you, and may or may not inspire you to burn down your house.

- The actual start of the term -

onlyblackgirl: what the fuck is that
sayayedarbi: It's either a spider or a crab
malik-sad: It’s a Mongolian Ass Eater, it’s a very dangerous and deadly bug, he should thank God he survived that encounter.