who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning
Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!
A singular segment of a clementine
That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?
Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.
She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.
I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.