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Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.
Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.
When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.
Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant
Person 2: hell yeah
Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant
Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.
Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?
the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.
I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.
The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...
The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.
Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.
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