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Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.
Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.
When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.
Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant
Person 2: hell yeah
Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant
Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.
Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?
The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...
the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.
I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.
Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company
Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.