Yummy moss

A type of moss that tastes good

Tom:”I found some yummy moss in the woods, do you want some?
Larry:”of course I do I love moss”.

DA MOSS

Dababy Moss.
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To Da Moss someone means when they are at their lowest point you hound them with "Da's", "Da Mosses" and elusive "Dababy Mosses"

You wanna know who is not "Da Bitch"? "DABABY MOSS"! "DA MOSS"! What? Do you not like "Da Moss"

Moss Rartin

The Fuhrer of all those who have been made fun of over the years. HE is their leader and will one day rally them to come back and destroy us. However, he still enjoys the pleasures of such fun games as Pokemon, Pick-up Sticks, jacks, marbles and a plethora of adult toys. His main occupation is taking care of his grandmother. She can be found at any time wandering around the arcade and mumbling to herself about moss' shortcomings. Nonetheless, we still, um, hate him.

Moss Rartin, Your collector's edition Pogs have been found, please report to the main office to claim
also:
Moss Rartin, your library book, "What is Happening to My Body" is overdue, please return immediately.

jonny moss

the extraction of a lemming from a panda while a man in a bus looks on

crap, theres another jonny moss in the zoo

kate moss

Worn out old model needs to get a life, bandwagon jumping hussy

hussy hussy hussy thats all i can say really

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moss flossing

When after eating out a girl, there are pubic hairs stuck between your teeth.

Dude this girl made me go down on her and she had a huge bush, I was moss flossing all night.

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moss bank

scruffy people who really live in clinkam wood and are in denial, when confronted they will say they are from moss bank when they really aint!

hahahah look at that "clinker"
" im not from clink, im from moss bank"

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