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the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.
"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane
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The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.
I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".
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expresion used when you run someone over. Especially used by Mike Epps.
Mike Epps running over a zombie: GTA motherfucker! Ten points!
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1. Mad fuckin high.
2. High as hell
man im high as a motherfucker right now.
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The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"
Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.
Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.
For instance I saw a nice looking young lady that I was attracted to sexually in the grocery part of Target. And I wanted to put my penis in her vagina, But I didn't tell her, and that my friends is the definition of a mother fuckin' gentlemen
T-pain and Lil Dicky are true motherfucking gentlemen.