MOTHER TRUCKER

A MOTHER THAT TURNED IN TO A TRUCK

MY MOTHER IS A MOTHER TRUCKER BECAUSE SHE TURNED INTO ONE

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mother flocker

1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.

2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.

1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.

2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.

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Your Mother

The person I had sexual relations with last night.

you: What were you doing last night?
me: Your Mother

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mother-henning

When someone (often a roommate) is all over your shit, such that you can't even breath.

When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.

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mother flunker

A loophole swearword for "motherfucker".

She called her teacher a mother flunker, and almost got away with it.

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mothers cunt

The worst insult that can be given when angry with anyone particular person.

Fuck off you mothers cunt.

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mother fuck

Used to express anger or aggression, like when a situation doesn't go your way

MOTHER FUCK, i can't find my wallet.

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