dirty mush

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.

I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)

Mush-Head

Definition of a Mush-Head =

1.) A pill-popping freeloader.
2.) A drug addict who is too far gone to be helped
3.) Someone who takes so many drugs their brain has turned to mush!
4.) One who breaks everything and almost burns down houses in a drugged out coma, just to wake up on her/his laptop with salad on her/his face and have no clue as to what’s going on!
5.) One who stutters worse than Porky Pig
6.) A genuinely trashy person with no self worth that volunteers for scientific studies just to try out new pills!

Take a look at Tina, she's all Mushed out again!

The Mush-Head came to the pool and face planted into those metal chairs.

Mush-Head Language - "wha wha wha wha wha whattt tttt tttiii tiiime ssss it?!@#"

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banana mush

Dry or semi-dry vaginal discharge often found in the gusset of women's underwear. Usually a yellow-white color with a similar texture to mashed banana. See Gusset Fudge.

While all alone, John went down his friend's sister's laundry for her soiled grundies, delighted to find some fresh banana mush.

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mush machine

another word for the television. too much television will turn your brain to mush. hence, mush machine.

i came home and watched the mush machine for a few hours.

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Mush Respect

1. What you get if you a) Own a Hilltop Hoods album or b) See a Hilltop Hoods show
2. The smart, handsom guy who just raped you up the arse with a raping stick

1. "If you own a Hoods album you get mush respect"-Testimonail - Hilltop Hoods
2. You just got arse raped with a raping stick by Mush Respect

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mush wimp

1. A weak, timid, ineffectual person.

2. A pantywaist liberal who cares more for a criminal's rights than a victim's rights, and who wants to tax YOUR pants off to pay for wimpy social programs.

3. A politically correct twit.

Senaturd Kennedy is a limp-wristed liberal mush wimp.

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The Mush

A man who is unlike any other. Name given by one great man, seconded by another. You will only meet one Mush in your lifetime. Live it up!!!!

The Mush ate that bitches dirty pear.....

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