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The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"
Or,
"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
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A driver, usually from Forney Texas, who exits highway 80 to drive on the service road in an attempt to avoid traffic. Sometimes they will drive the service road on the westbound side, go under the bridge, then back to the eastbound side. This is because a narcissist is all about him/herself and believes that do not have to wait in traffic like everyone else.
Joe:
Damn! Look at that Highway 80 Narcissist go! He really thinks he doesn’t have to wait like the rest of us.
Jim:
I see him! He probably beats his wife also!
When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...
Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
The cancer that is plaguing every software development community. Usually defined by "hurp durp evil coder" traits, refusal to adapt to newer platforms, smug jackassery, calling others "hacks", dismissal of anyone who deviates from their expectations, believing themselves to be better than the rest, and some traits of actual narcissism.
Coder 1: Shut the fuck up, you god damn hack. Your works are hacky, and lazily thought out.
Coder 2: No, you suffer from Narcissistic Coder Syndrome. Please shut the fuck up. Unlike you, I put effort into my stuff.
someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.
Bob: What you stop for?
John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.
Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?
John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.
Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist
1. When someone waits for their chance to talk about themselves.
2. When someone takes a conversation in a different direction so they can talk about themselves.
3. When someone takes a conversation backwards so they can add something else about themselves.
Interesting story bro. It reminds me of the time when I did something similar. If I didn't do it I know someone that did it or did something similar probably better than you or whoever you're talking about. No that was not interesting and you may want to go to a Dr. and get checked for narcissistic verbal diarrhea before someone gives you a Wichita Barn Burner with a side of Duck Butter.
a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton
b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior
as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster
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