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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)

This is the best alignment. Always taking and never giving. Neutral Evil

by Death Menace October 1, 2022


Neutral Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons of the "True Neutral" alignment, played poorly due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what "True Neutral" means.
A Neutral Stupid character is borderline obsessed with maintaining the "balance of the world" and will unpredictably switch sides if they believe that the "good guys" are too strong, sometimes in the middle of combat.

(See also: Lawful Stupid, Chaotic Stupid)

Ranger: "I shoot the orc in the middle with my bow, dealing 16 piercing damage."

Neutral Stupid Druid: "Oh, uh, I heal the orc!"

Ranger: "You WHAT?"

NSD: "My character believes that you guys are killing the orcs too quickly."

DM: "There's literally three orcs on you right now, buddy."

by JustSparky November 26, 2022


nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.

by Mind Gamer November 26, 2013


The Neutralizer

A very honorary bro that sacrifices themselves to get with a girl in a large group in a group that nobody wants, (usually ugly) so his friends can get it in with her hotter friends. the neutralizer must be under the influence of a mind altering substance so their is minimal recollection of the events . Code of conduct states that nobody speaks of the neutralizer or the act of the neutralizing. it is optional that the neutralizer is paid.

They sent in Ryan the neutralizer to neutralize val in order for nick to get with val's friend.

by Rain125689 May 27, 2013


Neutral Sex

When A Gay Male/Female Has Sex With A Straight Male/Female.

My Gay Brother And My Gf Just Had Neutral Sex.

by TransStr8 September 7, 2021


Soil Neutral

Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.

The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.

by MSGardnerville October 28, 2019


neutral😶

Gay slang for “I’d like to be fucked in the ass but also fuck people in the ass”

Person 1: “Are you a I forgor💀 person or a I rember😁 type of person..?”
Person 2: “I’m more of a neutral😶”

by Catboy Joseph Joestar October 3, 2021