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Definitions for names

1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:

"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"

We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.

2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:

"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"

As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.

These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.

Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
Definitions for names, some more definitions for names, a pun, more names, more names, more names, "My dick," with the article describing it as extremely large names, names, names, names, a youtuber no one knows, probably written by himself, names names, oh look at this, a treasure trove of weird kinky fantasies that no one wants to know about, names, names, names, names... Oh there! Finally a real slang word, internet meme or cultural element!

by God is dead and we killed him June 26, 2018


name-ology

Being able to pronounce name's, usually people's, perfectly.

Something Willem Dafoe is an expert in.

Paul Smecker: "Yeah, well... I'm an expert in *snaps fingers* name-ology."

by Jaymmac November 13, 2013


Zamorah (Name)

Zamorah is the kind of person everyone loves and wants to be around. They always bring fun, exciting energy to the group and make everything so much better. Zamorahs have good morals, and always think before they say things. Zamorahs are down to earth and thoughtful of others. They are also beautiful, even if they don’t think they are!

Zamorah (Name) always makes me feel so much better!πŸ’ž

by moomooπŸ’ž June 7, 2020


name kink

The kink in which you get turned on when your partner or someone you are sexually attracted to says your name in a usually seductive mannor.

Yeah so what I’ve got a name kink? It’s normal for even vanillas, Barbara.

by Fuckouttaherewitdatshi November 8, 2017

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scrabble name

Term given to "creative" or "unique" names that appear to be created by drawing random Scrabble tiles out of the bag. The names are more likely to be female, are instantly recognizable as tasteless, and often make appearances on Jerry Springer.

Some scrabble names:
Lashiqua
Molayzia
Amaraquina
Karyiatona
TaShonda

by Skek December 31, 2005

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Mohammed(name)

In Arabic the name is said to mean the "praiseworthy" and it comes from the root word "thankful". Mohammed is a person who is very determined to do some good in this world and is happy with life. also very good-looking, he is charismatic and enthusiastic always their to make you laugh. Mohammed is said to have his way with girls and all the girls are usually after him.

girl1: Wow that guy has got some guts
girl2: He must be a Mohammed(name)

girl1: Why is that guys always smiling and happy it annoys me!
girl2: Because he is a Mohammed(name)

by Ahmad Ali March 27, 2014

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


No Name brand

The exact same thing for less, because you're not paying for the fancy label.

The average household can save a huge amount of money by buying No Name brand products. A few dollars here and a few dollars there add up over a monthly/yearly period.

by VanAndrew November 16, 2005

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