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The act of anal intercourse with a woman while giving her a swirly.
I gave her the ol' Mongolian flush. Booyah.
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Flushing is a quaint little town near Flint. While Flint is mostly ghettos, Flushing is entirely safe and beautiful. Flushing is awesome.
Bob: Where are you from?
John: Flushing, MI.
Bob: I've never heard of that place.
John: It's a neat little town.
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When you are in someone elses bathroom and defecate enough that the toilet will not successfully flush you attempt to flush the toilet and while the water level is decreasing exposing your feces you quickly snatch it.
Pat: Hey man, were is Freddy?
Jeff: I think hes in the bathroom.
Pat: Yeah, he's been gone a long time.
Jeff: Maybe he's trying a flush and grab.
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The act of using your foot (hopefully while wearing shoes) to flush a toilet. A common practice in places with grimy bathrooms, especially gas stations.
Man, that bathroom was so gross, I foot flushed so I wouldn't have to touch anything with my hands!
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The act of preventing the toilet from getting clogged by flushing halfway into the wiping stage and continuing wiping after.
I did a huge smearing shit that went all over my cheeks, so in order to not clog the toilet with paper, I did a clog flush halfway through and finished off the job after.
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The act of flushing the toilet a second time because the first flush did not evacuate all the poo/vomit and tp.
After eating Taco Bell last night my first crap this morning required a double flush.
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If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.
Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks.
Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
Dear roommate: Another hobbit found.
Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply.
Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
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