a fight between godzilla and king kong

An extraordinary shit that could easily have been the biggest shit you've ever shat.

Man, I just pooped out a fight between godzilla and king kong.

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choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

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putting your tail between your legs

Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself

You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.

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Difference between Sausage and Hot dog

While hot dogs are considered as a type of sausage, hotdogs are cooked through boiled water and steam. Sausages are cooked on a grill

Difference between sausage and hot dog: The hotdog was soft while the sausage was more crisp.

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Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.

George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

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Crush my head between your thighs

Please

Please crush my head between your thighs

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where will you do known begun in between?

An open ended question:
1. If it is ask during a middle of a conversation, the answer is Earth.
2. If it is ask in the beginning of a conversation, it simply means: sup, hi, hello, what's up?, how's is going?, what are u up to?, did you eat yet?

Ex 1.
Will: So I saw this chick the other day and I wanted to bang the shit outta her
Jon: That's nice.
Will: btw, where will you do known begun in between?

Jon: huh?
Will answer the question.
Jon: i don't know the answer
Will: answer is Earth, you idiot, everyone knows this...it's common knowledge!

Ex.2
Jay:where will you do known begun in between?
Will:nm...just fed my dog Shwygur, bout to go blaze
Jay: nice

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