During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution
Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real
A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.