your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

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Your Mum cook good

When someone's cooking is so excellent and superb that you can only describe it as good.

Serena: What did you think of dinner?

Lainie: Your Mum cook good.

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Fry your mums eggs

An insult used as a come back when in a verbal fight.

Garry: Your a dick!
Ben: Im going to fry your mums eggs!

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your mum gay

a thing to tell people because its true

person a:oi bruv u smelly head
person b:no your mum gay pulls out uno block turn

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suck your mum

sucking your mum

go suck your mum

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your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

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I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum