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When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!
Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.
Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal
Being, ones deep, burning, devoted loyalty which will immeadiatley follow the holder the sacred ounce bag/s of methanphetamine, disregarding any prior opinions, personal convictions, beliefs, actions or stances on the current holder of the bag. More so, it is important to note that when one is 'loyal to the bag' ones loyalty does not lie with the holder of the bag, however does lie with the deep rooted need and desire for the shard its self.
Loyalty to said Gear, Ice, Meth, Shard, Puff can encompass many aspects and scenarios of a fiends daily life and accompanying their habitual activities, and general need for the speed, the access of meth till death, becuase ice is nice, one will only smoke the shard, hard with no fear for the gear.
(ex. 1)
Person 1: yer, nar, Tam has been my old mate for years, never really had a problem with her, shes been sorting me out since we lived in Skitch Street.. Sorta feel sorry for her that she got run thru and apparently 4oz of top quality shard got taken by those 'crazy cunts' driving around like dickeheads shooting at peoples houses.
Person 2: Yea, same, Tam is a good chick aye, she even helped me pay for my kids school books this year, and paid for some of my mothers funeral which we couldnt afford, she has never ripped me off. Dont tell her, but fuckkkk mannn she had some decent gear aye, we just brought some of that gear off the 'crazy cunts' and its pretty good, they only charged a little more than Tam usually charged us.
Person 1: Fuck bro you are loyal to the bag.
(ex. 2)
Person 1: Leave my house please Les, I am finally sick of the last 20 years of this domestic violence, Police, please, take this violent animal away, i never want to see him again.
Person 2: *reaches into sock pocket, pulls out 1/10th of a gram of meth*
Person 1: Oh i am so sorry baby i did not know what came over me i must have had a silly moment i love you so much can we pls go inside and have a blaze xo
It’s a man who, after finding a compatible mate, lets his asshole belong to her and only her for whenever and wherever she wants to use it.
Wow he has a loyal man hole, he won’t let anyone near his butt!