simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

Pimpin ain't easy

The life of a pimp is a grueling yet extremely rewarding one nonetheless. Often thwarted with social boundaries, pimps are a marginalized group of people because of societal vices such as jealousy and wrath. Pimps continue pimping, not because it is easy, but because of the satisfaction and rewards associated with pimping.

Pimpin ain't easy Mufuck

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Po-Pimpin

When a person has a cell phone, but no car.
To talk on a cell phone while walking or on a bus stop.

I saw that fool at the bus stop po-pimpin.

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We Chimp Pimpin

This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.

Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!

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Pimpin' ain't easy

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

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parking-lot pimpin'

the act of hanging out in a parking lot and using your car to get hoes

I was straight parking-lot pimpin' with my car changing colors and shit, and guess what nigga? I done went home with 3 hoes!

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JS Big Pimpin

This term originated from the greatest pimp of all time, J Sammz, which has come to form multiple meanings:
1) adj. The ultimate level of pimpin'; most superior pimp stage.
2) n.All da wiminz love you because you pimp like Sammz.
3)v.The act of being all trilla fo all day, till you clap all dem bitches and hoes.

In order to fully determine whether you have in fact reached the level of JS Big Pimpin', one must first obtain multiple hoes that are insistent on letting your penis enter their mouths.

1) David: Yo seen trilla, I have reached JS Big Pimpin level. I be fly like JS.
JS: No one is fly as me fool.

2) Wiminz: OMG we love you for being so pimpin like J Sammz. You JS big pimp.

3)
Ronald: I b all trillaed out 2 day, now I am gonna go clap some blond french bitch before I sleep.
Sebastian: Yo u be JS Big Pimpin!
Darnnel: TRILLAAAA

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