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the act of having sex with someone
i sexed him last night. ;)
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there are many different forms of sex.
one being preformed orally. either a woman sucks a mans genitals or a man massages or bites a womans vagina. dont forget gay and lebian couples either.
another being anal sex. a man inserts his penis into a man or womans anus and pumps it back and forth.
and then there is vaginal sex....
a penis is inserted into the vagina and pumped back and forth.
there are many different positions and props used to make this pleasurable activity much more exciting.
things such as handcuffs, whips, chains, skimpy little outfits ("let's play doctor babe"), and other things.
condoms are a NECESSITY if you dont wish to get pregnant or any sort of STD.
STAY SAFE KITTIES!!!!!!111
after a romantic evening out, jane and bob stood outside jane's apartment door.
jane shuffled her feet nervously as she tried to muster up the courage to invite bob inside.
but bob, being the understanding type knew exactly what to do.
"jane would you mind if i stayed for a while?"
jane smiled a big smile. "i'd love you to stay."
feeling so happy and excited, jane kissed bob.
and this little innoccent kiss turned into a big big kiss.
the door locked behind them.
clothes on the floor.
heavy breathing.
and then with one hand massaging janes breast, bob reached over and pulled a condom off the nightstand.
but jane liked being dominant during sex, so she slapped bob across the face and they quickly switched positions.
jane on top.
as his penis entered her vagina, bob began to moan and sweat.
jane pulled handcuffs from beneath her pillow, chained bob to the bed.
worked him so hard he screamed.
she slapped him again, harder...
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" bob yelled, a grin on his face.
"Scream, bob, you know you want to... dont make me force you!"
bob screamed.
louder louder.
his head pounding against the headboard as jane thrusted her hips into his.
finally bobs grip on the sheets tightened and he let out the loudest scream yet.
jane lowered her head and swallowed his cum.
this would be known as hot, kinky sex.
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In the exact words of my ancient Shaolin Master:
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
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extremely cool, sweet, amazing, like orgasmic sex
tina: that was the sex
me: huh?
tina: i just had totinos pizza rolls
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someone who is more than just "sexy"; the ultimate sexy; hotter than most other people. attention-grabbing
forget about those chicks at the bar last night, hannah is the sex.
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A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.
I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.
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1. The act of sexual intercourse between a male and female
a. When a man inserts his erect penis into a female's vagina and moves back in forth at varying tempos. Causes man to eject semen into women's vagina.
TRANSLATION: A horny guy grabs his dick shoves it in a girl's pussy and fuckin' rides her until he cums.
I invited my girlfriend over for some help with her college test preping. When she got here, she looked normal as any hott college girl. She was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt cuz it was cold. Once I shut the door she stripped off her sweatshirt and jeans and all was left were panties. She walked over and shoved her hand down my pants and said "come'on baby, lets ride". She pulled off my pants and gave me the best fuckin handjob. She sat me down and slid my cock into her pussy. she rode me sayin"FUCK ME YOU BITCH FUCK ME" Finally i grabbed her and shoved her over onto the bed and put her ass upp in the air. i inserted my dick and banged her all night till i cumed all over her ass. she gave me the best blowjob of my lifffe after. best sex ever. best.
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