rock o'clock

the time at which a small concert starts. usually an hour or two after whatever time is advertised on the flier so that people have time to show up and the performer or performers have time to get a little drunk.

Q: do you remember what time the show was gonna start tonight?
A: i dunno man, rock o'clock.

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Bang o'clock

The time of day assigned to banging.

Hey man, its 4 am...almost bang o'clock.

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No Shirts O'Clock

A point in the night at a party where everyone takes off their shirts.

*people dancing at a party*

Person 1: It's No Shirts O'Clock

Person 2: Hell yeah it is!

*Takes off shirts*

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shot o'clock

Time for a shot...the hour of shotting.

GURL...It's been a long ass day. It's shot o'clock, half past a cocktail.

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Silly O'clock

A time so late in the night where everything is funny to you and your friends. Usually achieved after being awake for 20 or more hours. Similar to being high, even the least funny things appear hilarious.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"You're gay."
"Hahahahahahaha! That wasn't even funny... it must be silly o'clock."

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cock o'clock

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.

"Bad news boys, it's cock o'clock in here. We're gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight."

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broke o'clock

refers to the time 1:50am, as there is never shit going on at 1:50am, so it is completely broke ass

Scott: "Hey, bitch, what are you doin'?"

Danny: "Nothin, why would I be doin' anything? There ain't shit to do, it's broke o'clock."

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