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I just read this stupid sh*t called the Old Man and the Sea
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A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner
holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!
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He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.
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When your back hurt so much that you can't function properly anymore.
Therefore making you an old man.
Man, this PE class gave me the old man's back!
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A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.
eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...
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Used on someones birthday when they are showing signs of becoming old and boring. Can be used for either sex.
"C'mon John, you only turned 20 today, don't be such an old man twat and drink that triple absinthe!"
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