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A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)
I have a bright idea!
Things are looking very bright today!
On the bright side, my prank was successful
Brighting is the process of an open monologue publicly with none or very little interaction to prior contexts of conversations surrounding the person
David has been brighting a lot about his new car at christmas dinner even though.. no one asked
A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Johny nearly killed his goldfish when he had bright poppy.
it’s either bright or it’s not bright like fricking zendaya shes just bright, fricking those boots that go up to your knee they’re just bright. the song wap is bright. it’s a highly complemented word.
that shit is so bright
A party thats mostly filled with white people.
Black guy: wow this party is bright
The lengest of the leng
The pengest of the peng
The crip of the crop
The creme de la creme
The Oreo merchant
A boy/man who is considered dense, stupid, bitchy, dumb & dirty in Uganda. He also has no hope of a bright future.