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C is an amazing friend and she always knows how to support her friends. she is super entertaining and has a great taste in music. she is straightforward with her thoughts and opinions and always stands by her morals. she doesn’t let people push her around and she always stands up for what she believes in. C is an amazing person in general and we need more people like her. if we were all as hard working, motivated and kind as C is then the world would be a much better place. C deserves more appreciation than what she recieves cos she is such an amazing person it’s genuinely shocking.
C is an amazing
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An amazingly adaptable programming language, pronounced C sharp, that is part of the .NET Framework from Microsoft, which also includes VB.NET, Managed C++, and J# among some other open source projects and ASP.NET but it's not really a language as much as a Markup Language IMHO.
C# is much like C++ in syntax, but it is simpler to write object oriented code with it as the .NET Framework provides built in code libraries you can use across all the Framework languages, like TextWriter to write a text file. No need to manually write mountains of code to write a text file like some languages.
It has a Garbage Collector or GC, which differs it from C++ greatly. The GC cleans up memory so you don't have to manage it, nice eh? Stops most memory leaks (you online gamers know of them, as almost every game is written in C++ and those CTDs are usually memory leaks) so as long as you ain't a code tool you should be safe with the GC releasing the objects from memory.
There is also the GAC, or Global Assembly Cache. It is the residence of the .NET Framework and anything you want to add like a custom library or assembly, basically a collection of commonly used code, making it accessible to any .NET application on that machine or web server if running ASP.NET.
I wrote some C# code at work today. Those Java guys wish they had my skillz. Naming their language after coffee. What losers!
I can code faster than the those "other devs" with C# as it has more available built in libraries. Suck that Java devs. Yeah Java can import your crap libraries you can barely trust in most instances, but I already got my library in the GAC and it's pretty trust worthy if not a huge compilation of somewhat brilliant and reusable code.
But c'est la vie. Hey I know French as well as C# motherfuckers. So bring it and I'll code a single method to slump your asses till you have no more Friends to code against me!
And as Ctrl-Z wrote along these lines, the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of C# and good will, shepherds the weaker entry level .NET devs through the valley of darkness and J2EE, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost coders. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those Java coders who would attempt to poison and destroy my brother C# coders. And you will know my name is the Mikro$oft when I lay my vengeance upon thee Java! HAHA isn't Sun laying off, Have the Gates already begun to strike?
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a free catalog in which EVERYONE had to have in sixth grade in order to be cool.You would look at this catalog. wishing you had all this expensive crap.and then realised you coulden't skate.
"those shoes look pretty pimp,but i just realised..I can't even Ollie"
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You know your a redneck teacher when you give out c++ grades to your students.
" That Billy is doing so much better at his work so I moved his grade up to a c++"
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Noun; pronounced (sea). (1) A girl who is very attractive with a very nice face worthy of semen. (2) A girl who has an amazing body with ass or titties worthy of semen.
Yo Toney that girl is a C.
Hey Ian where are the Cs at?
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Breaking the combo on a comment board or group IM.
Anonymous: Now, this is a story all about how
Anonymous: My life got flipped-turned upside down
Anonymous: And I liked to take a minute
Anonymous: Just sit right there
Anonymous: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
Anonymous: In west Philadelphia born and raised
Anonymous: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Anonymous: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
Anonymous: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
Anonymous: When a couple of guys
Anonymous: Who were up to no good
Anonymous: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Anonymous: Asshat.
Anonymous: Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Anonymous: Tokyo city like a big playground
Anonymous: When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
Anonymous: And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Anonymous: Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
Anonymous: But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Anonymous: Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
Anonymous: AND I JUST C-C-C-COMBO BROKE YOU.
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Her clothes were worn so low last night; there was some amazing C and C going on!
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