crab grass

1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her pubic grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs

Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crab grass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.

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ass is grass

you;re done, finished, kaput, over, one doomed motherfucker

that dude that porked my ol lady? His ass is grass.

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grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

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cutting the grass

1. To chat up your mates partner

Grass cutter: I hope I am not cutting the grass
Grass cut-ee: Thats my fucking mrs your chatting up

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snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.

Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."

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Grass Tag

A #hashtag used on Twitter, Facebook at other social media that is conceived by a business or organization to promote a product, issue, event position, or goal in a way that seems to have been spawned by a "grass roots" movement.

Sometimes called "astroturf tags," these symbolic tokens are often created by professional public relations firms or their media consultants as part of a broader public awareness (or propaganda) campaign. Many social media users, generally interested in the topics that the tags seem to represent, will often start using the tags in their own messages, unaware of the corporate, private, or other agendas that may lie behind them.

The Grass Tag #energyTomorrow was created by the American Petroleum Institute to spam twitter with pro-energy industry propaganda.

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snog in the grass

eating a female out, oral sex

After simple snogging, John and Martha decided to try a snog in the grass.

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